Putting together a capsule wardrobe that is both functional and stylish takes time, patience and practice. We suggest that you start by working out which pieces you can’t live without – and which ones ...

No, hang on, not that kind of cycle. And what's that you got there? A shrink ray! Right, go on, into the sea with you. So the sun heats up water in the sea, river and lakes, and turns it into water ...