One of the jokes that the other Mindless Ones have about me is that while I often complain about not having written enough, I’m ridiculously productive (I write two or three books a year, on average).

Time for our X-Mass pod! Fill your bowels with holly as Amy Poodle, Bobsy, The Beast Must Die, Gary Lactus and Zom gather together in a room, give each other stuff and talk. First up in our Secret ...

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To be, or not to be. That is the question. These comics I hold… Are they a record of what will be, or only of what may? For if the future is indeed immutably foretold in these short reviews… then my ...

I sometimes wonder what my career would look like if I just was happy to just release gnomic statements into the world and wasn’t addicted to trying to communicate with people. I suspect “I’d have ...

The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast S2:1 – THE CRAFT! In this first episode of Season 2, we’re discussing a topic ...

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Caroline’s fancy free exploration in the ruins on Surprise Island finally starts to pay out some of its Indiana Jones promise – ALL SPONSORED BY JUST FLIP A COIN DOT COM! THIS is the sound of ...

Writer, Absolute Green Lantern (with Jahnoy Lindsay, 2025 – ), Metamorpho (with Steve Lieber, 2024 – 2025), The Immortal Thor (with Alex Ross & Co, 2023 – 2025). Ace podcast guest. Superstar DJ. All ...

Writer/artist/certified hunk. Collaborator with Iain Laurie on small press comics with unpleasant titles (Crawl Hole, Roachwell, acht, Metrodome’s not too grotty). Purveyor of occult wisdom (Billy ...