Don’t worry if you don’t have a personal geomancer on your phone — we’ve done the cosmic legwork for you, rounding up this year’s Chinese zodiac fortune guide with the help of a seasoned master.

Lunar New Year is celebrated by one fifth of humanity each year, with revellers currently preparing to ring in the year of the horse.

Whether you’re unfamiliar with Lunar New Year or need a refresher, this guide to ushering in the Year of the Horse has you covered.

I went to bed a Pisces one night a few weeks ago and woke up an Aquarius. Yes, I realize astrology is not a science. Still, as a child of the ’70s, it was quite the blow. I liked being a Pisces. Or, ...